Frog Jokes for Kids
Frog Jokes for Kids
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!
Q: What happens when two frogs collide?
A: They get tongue tied!
Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A: Unhoppy.
Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A: A rubbit!
Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good croak and dagger.
Q: What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?
A: It got toad!!
Q: What’s green green green green green?
A: A frog rolling down a hill
Q: What is a frog’s favorite game?
A: Croaket
Q: What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
A: French flies and a diet croak
Q: Why did the frog say meow?
A: He was learning a foreign language.
Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?
A: He needed a “hopperation”!
Q: What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
A: The one who drinks Canada Dry!
Q: How deep can a frog go?
A: Knee-deep Knee-deep
Q: What do stylish frogs wear?
A: Jumpsuits!
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”
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